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  Snort is one of the youngest, smallest, and the smartest.  She is half parrot and half 
  jackel.  She is a coiled spring and the only cat with any sense of balance.  She does 
  not like you to use the bathroom without her attendance.  She enjoys fighting with her 
  brother Fart.  She only likes to drink out of the sinks and tubs and likes to snore while 
  she is awake
 
 
  My Name is DEMONYO 
  I like attention so much that I will bite the hand that pets me.  My job is to be the 
  second alarm clock.  I don’t know how to pull in my claws but thats all right because it 
  helps me grip bare flesh 
 
 
  My Name is SPIKE
  I was the ugliest kitten ever and looked like the lead gremlin in the movie Gremlins.  
  Since no one would want me, I stayed on to enrich my master’s lives.  I am now a 
  beautiful swan that has mastered calling for whatever whim I desire.  Do not pick me 
  up if your insurance has a high deductible.
 
 
  My Name is SNORT 
  Snort is one of the youngest, smallest, and the smartest.  She is half parrot and half 
  jackel.  She is a coiled spring and the only cat with any sense of balance.  She does 
  not like you to use the bathroom without her attendance.  She enjoys fighting with her 
  brother Fart.  She only likes to drink out of the sinks and tubs and likes to snore while 
  she is awake
 
 
  My Name is DEMONYO 
  I like attention so much that I will bite the hand that pets me.  My job is to be the 
  second alarm clock.  I don’t know how to pull in my claws but thats all right because it 
  helps me grip bare flesh 
 
 
  My Name is SPIKE
  I was the ugliest kitten ever and looked like the lead gremlin in the movie Gremlins.  
  Since no one would want me, I stayed on to enrich my master’s lives.  I am now a 
  beautiful swan that has mastered calling for whatever whim I desire.  Do not pick me 
  up if your insurance has a high deductible.
 
  
  
  
  
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  Made with Xara
 
  
 
   
 
  My Name is Butters
  I am mad at just about everything.  I am also alergic to all things not food.  
  I only love my sister scar and food and maybe scratching and not burrying my 
  poop.  I also play the occasional role of gigilo.  Spike loves me sometimes.
 
  My Name is Butters
  I am mad at just about everything.  I am also alergic to all things not food.  
  I only love my sister scar and food and maybe scratching and not burrying my 
  poop.  I also play the occasional role of gigilo.  Spike loves me sometimes.
 
  My name is Leena
  I am in charge of whining.  Close the door and I whine.  Pet someone else and 
  I whine.  I want you to pet me, no wait I want to bite you, no wait its pet, naw its bite.
  I have never been accused of retracting my claws as I need them to cling to bear flesh.
  I love to fetch and play soccer and occupy space on the lap.
 
  My name is Leena
  I am in charge of whining.  Close the door and I whine.  Pet someone else and 
  I whine.  I want you to pet me, no wait I want to bite you, no wait its pet, naw its bite.
  I have never been accused of retracting my claws as I need them to cling to bear flesh.
  I love to fetch and play soccer and occupy space on the lap.
 
 